Ok guys, last Spring I was visiting a car dealership when I got a glimpse of myself in a large mirror. I honestly thought I had been looking better, but OMG how humbling! Not only did I see too much junk in my trunk, but by the looks of things, it looked like a whole set of luggage! Suddenly I wanted a complete overhaul, and I have spent the last six months trying to turn my Samsonite into a tiny Coach clutch. Ok, who was I kidding, it wasn’t just the trunk… my whole damn car was a wreck.
Weeks and weeks of high octane fuel has put me on the right road, but with only half of my trip complete, I started to see a small problem with my chassie. I was turning into a more compact model , for sure, but I’m still not looking like the beauties on the showroom floor.
One of the things I noticed in most of my pictures, is that I definitely need an alignment! I have been blaming everything from bad springs to years of wear and tear for my dumpy rear end and sagging headlights, but the truth is, if I would just straighten my wheels, I’d have more bump in my bumpers!
What the hell is she talking about???? I’m talking about, no matter how much weight I’ve been losing, I still look frumpy because I have terrible posture!!! I look at pictures and I wonder why the hell don’t I just stand UP!!!
So, for the next 30 days, I am taking a posture challenge from a You Tube Queen called the Posture Coach. Check her out! She will fix your Dowager’s Hump, your protruding posterior and even put more tread on your tires! You know you spend too much time in the Rest Stop and not enough time drivin’. Join me on September 1st for a 30 day Posture Challenge and get all that junk out of your trunk and into your roof rack!